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After winning the 1-Nut League title in Blood Nut Season #1, Hollywood dropped to third place last season with a below .500 record of 76-86. The team includes all-time home run leader Johnny Carson (71 HRS) at first base and all-time wins/strikeout leader Stan Atkinson (46 Wins/661 Ks) taking the hill.
Quote of the off-season:
"When will us brothers stop getting hassled by the man?"
-Spike Lee, after learning the late Fred Sanford would not be placed on the
Hollywood Season #3 roster because he was dead.
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| Spike Lee | C+ |  |
Pitchers |
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| Tony Curtis | 1B+ |  |
Stan Atkinson |  |
| Bumpy Jonas | 1B, OF |  |
Sir Francis Drake |
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| Oprah Winfrey | 1B, OF |  |
Ed Asner |  |
| Shelley Winters | 2B |  |
David Letterman |  |
| D. Cratinus | 2B+ |  |
Nikolai Rujavishnikov |  |
| Yuri Andropov | 2B+ |  |
Sylvester Stallone |  |
| Tony Danza | 2B+ |  |
Gary Coleman |  |
| Jessie Yates | 3B+ | |
Ferdinand Buisson |
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| George Washington | 3B, OF |  |
Malcolm Scott Carpenter |  |
| Long Neck Santos | SS |  |
Bryant Gumbel |  |
| Jefferson Davis | SS+ |  |
Angela Lansbury |  |
| Alan Alda | OF |  |
Christian Mortensen |  |
| Dabney Coleman | OF |  |
Henry Winkler |  |
| Frasier Crane | OF |  |
John Shaft |  |
| Morton Downey, Jr. | OF, 1B |  |
Joe Pesci |  |
| Eddie Murphy | OF |  |
Harry Morgan |  |
| Steven Seagal | OF |  |
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| Joseph Bent, Jr. | OF, 1B | |
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