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The Florida Wrinkles will begin their first season in the B-Nut Leagues with over 3,500 years of experience on the team roster. Leading the way for the Wrinkles is 117 year old outfielder George Blakewell. The dugout will have the soothing hum of oxygen machines and dialysis pumps, mixed with the pungent aromas of dozens of ointments. Florida's uniforms, designed by shortstop Geneva McDaniel, will be red plaid pajamas with sewn in wrinkles. Although it is difficult to predict the most exciting players on a new team, your best bet would be to keep and eye on the fleet of ambulances located behind the left field wall.
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| Irma Myer | C, 1B |  |
Pitchers |
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| Tillie Cohen | C | |
Adam Terminelli | |
| Ralph Hankins | C, 1B | |
Mary Totten | |
| Mary Colvard | 1B | |
Oma Phillips | |
| Vladimir Lenin | 1B |  |
Mae Wolfe | |
| Hal Roach | 2B |  |
Anyssa Kim | |
| Strom Thurmond | 2B+ |  |
John Patterson | |
| M. Caste | 2B+ | |
Elva Spangenberg | |
| J. Camaniri | 3B | |
Jesse Champion | |
| George Blue | 3B, 2B | |
Ralph Kramden |  |
| Wes Mullard | 3B+ | |
Effie Lawrence | |
| Ruby Creighton | SS+ | |
Lillian Spindler |  |
| Jack Crabb | SS, 3B | |
Frank Poppen | |
| Mary Driscoll | OF | |
Annie Metcalf | |
| Anthony Quinn | OF |  |
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| Victor Bono | OF | |
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| Charles Hargens | OF | |
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| Henry Moore | OF |  |
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| Lillie Neff | OF, C | |
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| Walter Northway | OF |  |
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| Adolf Hitler | OF |  |
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| Charles Hughs | OF+ | |
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